Notice how many ‘i’s
are in the title? Well, because it really is biiiiiiiiiig! What’s big? Check
out this image below.
Egad, man! With only
one click you can get many times of one month salary of your 9 to 5 daily job!
Once you cashout (1,4 million dollars!) you could even fire your boss and quit
already! Wanna see other jokes? See more images at the end of this post (and
there are still a lot more out there!).
My comment? Three
words : scam, scam, scam! Why? Read
this post and you will find yourself how impossible for such things to
really exist in this realm of the world (maybe you can get it on heaven later?).
Now, let’s take a look at their Terms to make you laugh even harder. Note also
that all of the sites which screenshots provided on this post do have similar Terms. Nice! I will not bother
addressing rules such as one account, anti-cheat or ads contents, but the
payout terms, because it’s fully hillarious. Believe me.
“We will make payouts in two years if free
member. Upgraded members paid in three to nine months. These times are best
guesses which change due people asking questions that could be answered if read
entire site.”
First problem,
loooooooooong payment waiting time, you could have been rotting already.
Consider upgrade, if you do care enough to get your money wasted (read: stolen).
Second problem, if you have difficulties comprehending the third sentence, then
you are not alone. Bad english, including this one next.
“Threatening us will not speed up process it
takes longer due fact this script not set up for paying via mail. We email
asking for address when get to your request.”
So... are they trying
to tell us that the site script is not supporting the payment via mail (which
is their only option)? Oh, and you must not threaten them, no, Sir.
“Must purchase at least $500 worth of items to
be paid.”
You have to buy first
in order to get your money. Okay, spend some 500 bucks if you can afford it.
Don’t worry, you will get 1 million then (if... you ever get paid).
“Site currency is not US Dollars.”
Dang. And here I
thought I am going to be a new millionaire!
“All payments for entertainment purposes only.”
Well, that sums it up
all. I hope you are entertained enough. Let’s do a triple ROFL.
